You Know your from Queens when....

1.Howard Beach guys act prettier than their girlfriends
2.You've driven on the Franny Lew every weekend when you first got your license
3.The neighborhood you come from is known by the nationality of the people that live there: Astoria, Greek; Woodside, Irish; Howard Beach, Italian; Richmond Hill, "Little Guyana"; Rego Park/Forest Hills, Jewish
4.Jamaica's a scary neighborhood to walk in once the sun goes down
5.You consider Ridgewood a part of Brooklyn
6.Beach 116 St. is the only section of Rockaway Beach to go to......ABSOLUTELY
7. It's all about "DRAMA" for Queens kids
8. Queens Blvd. is a great place to witness a hit and run
9.When you say u're going to the "mall" u don't mean Queens Center you mean Roosevelt Field
10.The noises of airplanes and trucks put you to sleep
11.You think that the best pizzeria is the one you've been going to since you were little and nobody can tell you different
12.You know the difference between a Bodega and a Deli... The bodega's the one that sells you alcohol w/o ID at 4 AM
13.Townsend Harris is the only public highschool you're safe to go too
14.Public transportation in Queens takes so long and transferring is inevitable
15.There's at least 3 diners on every major BLVD. in Queens
16.We think that Brooklyn and Long Island are so far away
17.Nobody quite has an accent like someone from Queens it's all about the NASAL SOUNDS
18.Everyone knows someone who knows someone else
19.You or your mom/sister/girlfriend gets her nails done every week yet complains that they have no money
20.All gas stations are run by Hindus...
21.The majority of kids who go clubbin are from Queens
22.There is something always under Construction in Queens
23.There could be three different neighborhoods within three different blocks
24.We know we're the best and thats all that matters